Thursday, 29 September 2011

Honesty In A Modern Age

Caller: “I know this app is new, but I just can’t figure out why you would release something that clearly doesn’t work!”

Me: “Hmm…everything looks okay on our end with your registration and activation.”

Caller: “Something is wrong because this just doesn’t work! I can’t believe it!”

Me: “Well, sir, I’m not sure what else to try. Are you sure you’re in a Wi-Fi hotspot?”

(There’s a long pause.)

Caller: *starts laughing* “You aren’t going to believe this. I’m the Chief Technical Officer for my company and I’m still in airplane mode.”

Me: “So you’ve turned your Wi-Fi back on then?”

Caller: “Yeah. I feel kind of dumb right now.” *pauses* “Please don’t tell anyone.”

Me: *laughing* “My lips are sealed, sir.”

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Sunday, 25 September 2011

bandiit_backup-2011-09-25

Backup file made by TweetBackup 2011-09-25 14:55:54

2011-09-24 18:37:41
bandiit: Family Dining FAIL: Submitted by: Unknown http://t.co/Q69UoWzM #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117669044617871360

2011-09-24 18:37:40
bandiit: National flags made with food: To get people excited about the Sydney International Food Festival and ... http://t.co/IO6At517 #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117669043221184512

2011-09-24 18:37:40
bandiit: BC for 9/24/2011: http://t.co/awGzCWuZ #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117669041300176896

2011-09-23 19:10:12
bandiit: WTF?: http://t.co/paQ8muNW #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117314843240972291

2011-09-23 19:10:12
bandiit: Nädala rakendus Androidile 4. Winamp: Tihti juhtub nii, et kui sul on hea heliga mobiiltelefon taskus ... http://t.co/CK2sdrQu #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117314841638731776

2011-09-23 19:10:12
bandiit: Maxthon 3.1.8.1000: Maxthon Internet Browser software is a powerful tabbed browser with a highly custom... http://t.co/5KEOfCdA #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117314840460148736

2011-09-23 19:10:11
bandiit: KMPlayer 3.0.0.1442: The KMPlayer is a versatile media player which can cover various types of containe... http://t.co/7dqStypX #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117314838874685440

2011-09-23 19:10:11
bandiit: AxCrypt 1.7.2687.0: AxCrypt is used to share and work with stored documents, and e-mail attachments, in... http://t.co/NdQpLfkH #GReader
http://twitter.com/bandiit/statuses/117314836869820418